Category Archives: aMusings

In my recent travels I came across two businesses in the Greater Indianapolis Metropolitan area with two of the most ridiculous names I have seen in a while… The first of which is a health food grocer which has decided … Continue reading →

There are these missing cat posters all over my neighborhood because apparently Harley the cat has escaped… This is the problem I perceive about cat owners… they’re a little douchey when it comes to their cats. If you are looking … Continue reading →

I saw this sign on the door of a gas station while driving through Hitchins Kentucky (pop. 551 according to U.S. Census)… It says “Now Hiring. Must be able to work any day and any shift. Previous Emploies Need Not … Continue reading →

I was recently thinking… I have a subscription to basic cable… which costs about $40 every month…. why don’t I just buy The Shawshank Redemption on DVD… that way it’s a one time $30 up-front price? Genius!

I saw this sign outside a mall in Albany: I guess it is indicating to us… “Don’t take a dump here.” That seems to be kind of an unnecessary sign. What kind of people are going to this mall? I … Continue reading →

So I just saw that they have opted to make Legally Blonde the musical. Where does it end? The broadway stage USED to be reserved for artistic expression. I’ve decided to stop working so hard at creating original material or … Continue reading →

So here’s the latest… There’s a poster festooning the New York City Subway system encouraging us to do our part to thwart terrorism: It indicates to me that apparently I possess two of the city’s 16 million eyes that are … Continue reading →

I appreciate that my blog has become interactive to the point that my casual blog readers have often sent me additional information I can use… In response to my post (two down from here) about New York counting on it’s … Continue reading →

I am thrilled that people who stood in line for 14 hours to get the iPhone the very second it came out are pissed that they lowered the price. Good for you… I figured maybe you would have learned your … Continue reading →

I had a cold about a month ago and was turned on to this: It’s a product called “Airborne” and it helps strengthen your immune system. It really seems to work, but what I thought was odd about it is … Continue reading →